home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Religious jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 346   Joke: A preacher, who shall we say was "humor impaired," attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry.Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speakers. One such boldly approached the pulpit and, gathering the entire crowds attention, said, "The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman that wasnt my wife!" The crowd was shocked! He followed up by saying, "And that woman was my mother!" - The crowd burst into laughter and delivered the rest of his talk, which went over quite well.The next week, the pastor decided hed give this humor thing a try, and use that joke in his sermon. As he surely approached the pulpit that sunny Sunday, he tried to rehearse the joke in his head. It suddenly seemed a bit foggy to him.Getting to the microphone he said loudly, "The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of another woma n that was not my wife!" The congregation inhaled half the air in the room. After standing there for almost 10 seconds in the stunned silence, trying to recall the second half of the joke, the pastor finally blurted out, "...and I cant remember who she was!"   More Religious Jokes: 1.    Category: Religious jokes   Who designed Noahs ark?An ark-itect !... more 2.    Category: Religious jokes   Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar... more 3.    Category: Religious jokes   Easter is approaching. Father OMaley checks estimates for the flowerdecoration of the altar.The catholic florist - $ 300... more 4.    Category: Religious jokes   A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling... more 5.    Category: Religious jokes   Three Pastors from the south were having lunch in a diner. One said, "Ya know, since summer started Ive been having trou... more 6.    Category: Religious jokes   A man walked into a gift shop that sold religious items. Nearthe cash register he saw a display of caps with "WWJD"print... more 7.    Category: Religious jokes   Q: Why do they say Amen at the end of a prayer instead of Awomen? A: The same reason they sing Hymns instead of Hers!... more 8.    Category: Religious jokes   "And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh?" the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess t... more 9.    Category: Religious jokes   A Christian man had just died and was on his way to heaven. When he got to the gates of heaven he met an angel. The ange... more 10.    Category: Religious jokes   A priest and a rabbi operated a church and a synagogueacross the street from each other. Since their schedulesintertwine... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts