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Category:Rabbit jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Rabbit: I got kicked out of my cage for not paying the rent. My wife walked out and took our twenty-nine bunnies with her. Im all out of carrots. What should I do? Friend: Dont worry; be hoppy!
 
 


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