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| | Category: | Police jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 604 | | | | Joke: | A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop: "Sister, this is a 65 MPH highway -- why are you going so slow?" Sister: "Sir, I saw a lot of signs that said 22, not 65." Cop: "Oh sister, thats not the speed limit, thats the name of the highway youre on! Sister: Oh! Silly me! Thanks for letting me know. Ill be more careful. At this point the cop looks in the backseat where the other nuns are shaking and trembling. Cop: Excuse me, Sister, whats wrong with your friends back there? Theyre shaking something terrible. Sister: Oh, we just got off of highway 119. | | | |
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