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| A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, poll... more
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| Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead?A: His heart stops bleeding.... more
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| An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passen... more
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| 4. | Category: Political jokes  |
| Q: How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?A: None. The democrats do that.... more
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| Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats... more
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| Democrats let their kids open all the gifts on Christmas Eve. Republicans make their kids wait until Christmas morning.... more
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| Q: How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolu... more
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| Q: How many helicopters does it take for White House aides to go play a round of golf?A: Depends on how many were photog... more
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| Three boys were heading home from school one day when one started the time-honored game of paternal one-upmanship. He sa... more
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| Democrats favorite Christmas movie is "Miracle on 34th Street." Republicans favorite Christmas movie is "Its a Wonderful... more
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