home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Political jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 1077   Joke: A Japanese man was boasting about how his country had such advanced medical technology. He said, "We take the lungs out of a man, perform an operation, put the lungs back in, and in 4 weeks, the man is looking for work." An Englishman said, "We are far more advanced than you. We can take the heart out of a man, perform surgery and have him ready for work in just 3 weeks." The Irishman says, "Thats nothing; we can take a kidney out of a man, put into another mans body and have them looking for work in 2 weeks." The American says, "Well hell, thats nothin. We had an idiot taken out of Texas, put in the Whitehouse and now half the country is lookin for work!"   More Political Jokes: 1.    Category: Political jokes   Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Deck the Halls." Young Democrats favorite Christmas carol is "Grandma Got Run Ove... more 2.    Category: Political jokes   George W. Bush and Osama bin Laden are having a conversation via Al Jazeera television. Bin Laden tells George Bush, "Th... more 3.    Category: Political jokes   Republicans first began thinking like Republicans when they stopped believing in Santa Claus. Democrats became Democrats... more 4.    Category: Political jokes   "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. Im a Republican."... more 5.    Category: Political jokes   Q: Why are there more jokes about Waco than Jonestown?A: The punch lines were too long in Jonestown.... more 6.    Category: Political jokes   A little girl asked her father, "Daddy? Do all Fairy Tales begin with OnceUpon A Time?"And he replied, "No, there is a w... more 7.    Category: Political jokes   Q: Whats a conservative?A: A liberal who made it through adolescence.... more 8.    Category: Political jokes   Definition:Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures... more 9.    Category: Political jokes   Democrat men like to watch football while the women fix holiday meals. On this, Republicans are in full agreement.... more 10.    Category: Political jokes   A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has w... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts