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| | Category: | Political jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 1598 | | | | Joke: | A cargo plane is in mid-flight over the ocean when suddenly the cockpit door bursts open to reveal an armed, masked hijacker to a startled pilot, copilot, navigator, and a passenger. The passenger happens to be George W Bush. (Why?} Maybe, he was on his way to check on the coca plant life in South America!") The masked gunman held a gun to the pilots head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or Im gonna spill your brains all over the place." The pilot calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Look buddy, if you shoot me this plane will crash right into the sea and youll die along with the rest of us." The hijacker thought about it, then held the gun to the copilots head and said, "Take this plane to Iraq or Im gonna spill HIS brains all over the place." The copilot also calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "Listen to me. The pilots got a bad heart and he could keel over at the shock of my being killed. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and youll die along with the rest of us." The hijacker thought about it for a moment and then held the gun to the navigators head and repeated, "Take this plane to Iraq or Im gonna spill HIS brains all over the place." The navigator calmly reached up, pushed the gun aside and said, "I wouldnt do that if I were you. Those other two guys have no sense of direction. Without me they couldnt find their way out of a paper bag much less get this plane to Iraq. So if you shoot me, this plane will still crash right into the sea and youll die along with the rest of us." The hijacker thought some more, shrugged and this time held the gun to the passengers head and demanded, "Take this plane to Iraq or Im gonna spill HIS brains all over the place." No one said a word, at first, then the pilot, co-pilot, and navigator all brust into laughter. "Hes George W Bush!" they laughed. "He doesnt have any brains!" | | | |
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