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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| What do you call a thick-skinned aardvark?A hardvark!... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more
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| A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!... more
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| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!... more
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