home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Bicycle jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 331   Joke: While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "Whats in the bags?", asked the guard."Sand," said the cyclist."Get them off - well take a look," said the guard. The Cyclist did as he was told, emptied the bags, and proving they contained nothing but sand, reloaded the bags, put them on his shoulders and continued across the border. Two weeks later, the same thing happened. Again the guard demanded to see the two bags, which again contained nothing but sand. This went on every week for six months, until one day the cyclist with the sand bags failed to appear. A few days later, the guard happened to meet the cyclist downtown. "Say friend, you sure had us crazy", said the guard. "We knew you were smuggling something across the border. I wont say a word - but what is it you were smu ggling?" "Bicycles!"   More Bicycle Jokes: 1.    Category: Bicycle jokes   Jack and Jill were riding a tandem up a hill, but making heavy weather of it. At the top, Jack said: I didnt think wed m... more 2.    Category: Bicycle jokes   I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?... more 3.    Category: Bicycle jokes   When is a bicycle not a bicycle?When it turns into a driveway.... more 4.    Category: Bicycle jokes   Why cant a bicycle stand up by itself?Because it is two-tired (too tired).... more 5.    Category: Bicycle jokes   While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle, the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had... more 6.    Category: Bicycle jokes   Whats the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.... more 7.    Category: Bicycle jokes   What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ?Bicycle petals !... more 8.    Category: Bicycle jokes   What do you call a woman with a bicycle on her head ?Petal !... more 9.    Category: Bicycle jokes   Did you hear about the vampire bicycle that went round biting peoples arms off? It was a vicious cycle.... more 10.    Category: Bicycle jokes   Romeo: Your cheeks are like petals. Juliet: Really? Romeo: Yes, bicycle pedals.... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts