Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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2. How do you define an aardvark?Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!

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3. What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

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4. What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!

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5. What does an aardvark keep in his aquarium? An aard-shark!

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6. What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!

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7. What do you call an aardvark thats good at golf?A paredvark!

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8. What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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9. What do you call an aardvark astronaut?A starredvark!

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10. What is uglier than an aardvark? Two aardvarks!

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