"Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. Im a Republican."

1. Q: Whats the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

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2. Three Republicans walk into a bar.The bartender says, "We dont serve Republicans here."The Republicans say, "Thats OK...We dont serve you either.

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3. Q: What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.

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4. "Are you a member of any organized political party?" "No. Im a Republican."

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5. Q: How do you know when a liberal is really dead?A: His heart stops bleeding.

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6. Q: You know what the problem with political jokes is, dont you?A: They get elected.

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7. Democrats wear wide red ties and green sports jackets during the festive season. Republicans do too, all year round.

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8. Republicans see nothing wrong with letting their children play "Cowboys and Indians." Democrats dont either, as long as the Indians win.

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9. Once a madman said, "Do you know there is a war going on between India and Bharat? Another madman said, "Why should we worry, we live in Hindustan."

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10. Two men were stopped by a TV newswoman doing streetinterviews about the upcoming presidential primary election."Im not voting for any of the candidates," the first man said. "Idont know any of them.""I feel the same way," the second man said. "Only I knowthem all."

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