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Category:Aardvark jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very friendly. Does it bite? Thats what I want to find out.
 
 


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