| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!... more
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| Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did your sister keep running around her bed ?Because she was trying to catch up with her sleep.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I dont think my Mom knows much about children. Why do you say that? Because she always puts me to bed when Im wide awake... more
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