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Category:Aardvark jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!
 
 


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What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more

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When is an aardvark jumpy?When hes got ants in his pants!... more

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