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| What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
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| Why does mama aardvark call her husband a cannibal?Because he ate his ant for dinner!... more
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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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| How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more
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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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