What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!

1. What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!

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2. What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!

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3. What do you call an aardvark thats been thrown out of a pub?A barredvark!

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4. What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!

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5. What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote? One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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6. What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!

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7. What is the difference between an aardvark and a coyote?One has a long smeller, the other, a loud yeller!

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8. What do you call an aardvark thats just won a fight?A well aardvark!

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9. A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. "How much are your aardvarks?" he asked. "Theyre L6 each," came the reply. "Did you raise them yourself?" inquired the man. "Oh yes," she said, "Yesterday they were only L5 each."

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10. What does the aardvark call his dog? Aard-bark!

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