home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes  
 

 

CATEGORIES ::


SEARCH ::

Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Aardvark jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:393
 
Joke:What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!
 
 


More Aardvark Jokes:

1.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!... more

2.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
Whos the aardvarks favorite female vocalist?Bearbara Streis-ant!... more

3.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady ans... more

4.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more

5.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more

6.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
How do ants hide from aardvarks?They disguise themselves as uncles!... more

7.   Category: Aardvark jokes  5 stars
What did the impatient waiter ask the gluttonous aardvark?Is that your final ant, sir!... more

8.   Category: Aardvark jokes  2 stars
Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more

9.   Category: Aardvark jokes  0 stars
Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!... more

10.   Category: Aardvark jokes  2 stars
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more


 
   
 




home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke
ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes
Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts