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| With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedule was hectic.To add t... more
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| Boy: Dad, Dad, come out. My sisters fighting this ten foot gargoyle with three heads.Dad: No, Im not coming out. Shes go... more
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| Son: Where are the Himalayas? Father: If youd put things away, youd know where to find them.... more
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| "Can I go outside and watch the solar eclipse?" asked Rupert. "Okay," replied his father, "but dont stand too close."... more
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| Father: Son at your age, Winston Churchill used be up and out for his morning walk at 5 a.m.. Son: Dad, at your age, he... more
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| A woman got on a bus holding a baby.The bus driver said: "Thats the ugliest baby Ive ever seen."In a huff, the woman sla... more
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| 7. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| "What are you reading?" demanded the father of his seven-year-old. "A story about a cow jumping over the moon," was the... more
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| 8. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| The lifeguard told the mother to make her young son stop urinating in the pool."Everyone knows," the mother lectured him... more
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| 9. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a com... more
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| 10. | Category: Parent jokes  |
| On a flight to Florida, I was preparing my notes for one of the parent-education seminars I conduct as an educational ps... more
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