| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| The hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered bed and board, but it was impossible to say which was the bed and which w... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| What animal always goes to bed with its shoes on ? A horse !... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Did you hear about the granny who plugged her electric blanket into the toaster by mistake? She spent the night popping... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When is your mind like a rumpled bed?When it isnt made up yet.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Id love you to stay the night, but Im afraid youll have to make your own bed. Oh, thats all right, I dont mind at all.Ri... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the girl take a ruler to bed?She wanted to see how long she slept.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How can you shorten a bed? Dont sleep long in it.... more
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