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| What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| Whats worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?An aardvark with the sniffles!... more
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| What do you call a pickled aardvark?A jarredvark!... more
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