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| | Category: | Parent jokes | | Date Added: | 11/10/2007 | | Views: | 363 | | | | Joke: | Tad looked up from the book on ancient history he was reading and asked his father, "Pop, whats a millennium?" "Well," he muttered, "I think its something like a centennial, only it has more legs!" | | | |
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