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| Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very... more
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| Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!... more
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| Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?A cardvark!... more
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| What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!... more
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| What do you call an road construction aardvark?A tarredvark!... more
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| Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!... more
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| What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!... more
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| Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!... more
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| How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!... more
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