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| Do you think my skin is starting to show its age?""I cant tell. There are too many wrinkles."... more
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| Ive sure gotten old. Ive had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes.... more
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| Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six oclock every morning and walked fiv... more
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| My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.... more
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| Fred: I havent slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Whys that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in... more
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| One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the spe... more
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| 7. | Category: Old age jokes |
| An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out... more
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| An old man visits his doctor and after thorough examination the doctor tells him: "I have good news and bad news, what w... more
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| You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont kn... more
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| 10. | Category: Old age jokes |
| Seventy-two-year-old Edgar recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, the... more
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