home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes  
 

 

CATEGORIES ::


SEARCH ::

Find:

Viewing Joke:

Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:2 stars     
Views:748
 
Joke:Fred: I havent slept a wink for the past two nights. Harry: Whys that? Fred: Granny broke her leg. The doctor put it in plaster and told her she shouldnt walk upstairs. You should hear the row when she climbs up the drainpipe.
 
 


More Old Age Jokes:

1.   Category: Old age jokes  3 stars
An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two f... more

2.   Category: Old age jokes  4 stars
An elderly lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her car. Sh... more

3.   Category: Old age jokes  5 stars
An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porc... more

4.   Category: Old age jokes  0 stars
Are you getting older and wiser? No, hes getting older and wider!... more

5.   Category: Old age jokes  2 stars
"Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, cry... more

6.   Category: Old age jokes  1 stars
My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.... more

7.   Category: Old age jokes  3 stars
Three ladies were discussing the travails of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise... more

8.   Category: Old age jokes  3 stars
An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediat... more

9.   Category: Old age jokes  5 stars
Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory c... more

10.   Category: Old age jokes  5 stars
Why is it easy to break in to an old mans house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.... more


 
   
 




home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke
ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes
Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts