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| A grandmother was telling her little granddaughter what her own childhood was like: "We used to skate outside on a pond.... more
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| An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how hes feeling. "Ive never been better!" he replie... more
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| 3. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| Are you getting older and wiser? No, hes getting older and wider!... more
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| 4. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. Im seventy ye... more
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| 5. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| Two really old guys decided they would go out and try to play a round of golf together. They get on the first tee and th... more
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| A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonalds. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an... more
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| 7. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediat... more
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| 8. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| Whats the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.... more
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| Grandpa: You youngsters are soft and lazy today. When I was your age I got up at six oclock every morning and walked fiv... more
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| 10. | Category: Old age jokes  |
| How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!... more
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