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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:2 stars     
Views:3560
 
Joke:"Whats wrong, sonny?" asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who was sitting on the curb, crying his heart out."Im crying cause I cant do what the big boys do!" So the old man sat down and wept too.
 
 


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