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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:2 stars     
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Joke:A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, "Have you got anything to declare?"He thinks a second and he says, "Its a nice-a day!"
 
 


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