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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:4 stars     
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Joke:A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. "My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup." "Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I cant see to pour the coffee." "I cant turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck." "My blood pressure pills make my dizzy." "I guess thats the price we pay for getting old." "Well, its not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive."
 
 


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