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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:1 stars     
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Joke:Two elderly women were staring at the numbers ofthe floors listed above the elevator door. When askedif they needed any assistance with something, oneasked how they were going to be able to reach way upthere to push the button for their floor.
 
 


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