home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Old age jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 879   Joke: Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the woman where she lived, all she would say as she stroked the officers arm is "Your Passionate" They drove awhile longer and asked again, again the same response as she stroked his arm "Your Passionate". The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, Look we have driven around this City for two hours and you still havent told us where you live. She replied I keep trying to tell you: "Your Passin It!"   More Old Age Jokes: 1.    Category: Old age jokes   A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporte... more 2.    Category: Old age jokes   A young woman on a rough Atlantic crossing was in hercabin undressing then suddenly she was overcome by seasickness. In... more 3.    Category: Old age jokes   An elderly lady was well-known for her faith and for her boldness in talking about it. She would stand on her front porc... more 4.    Category: Old age jokes   An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their doctor to get checked out... more 5.    Category: Old age jokes   My grandma has so many wrinkles she has to screw her hat on.... more 6.    Category: Old age jokes   Why is it easy to break in to an old mans house? Because his gait is broken, and his locks are few.... more 7.    Category: Old age jokes   Seems an elderly gentleman had serious hearing problems for a number of years.He went to the doctor and the doctor was a... more 8.    Category: Old age jokes   Worried because they hadnt heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mrs. Silver said to her... more 9.    Category: Old age jokes   How can you tell an old person from a young person? An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.... more 10.    Category: Old age jokes   A little old lady walked into the bank, cashed a small check, and started out. Passing the armed guard, she smiled and s... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts