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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:677
 
Joke:When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will settle for being the master of your weight and the captain of your bowling team.
 
 


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