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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
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Joke:A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked.She simply replied, "No peer pressure."
 
 


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