home | categories | a to z browse | search random joke | submit joke  | Jokes   CATEGORIES :: RANDOM JOKE ACCOUNTANT JOKES BALD JOKES BAR JOKES BEAUTY JOKES BIRTHDAY JOKES BLONDE JOKES BOOK TITLE JOKES BUSINESS JOKES COMPUTER JOKES DENTIST JOKES DINOSAUR JOKES DIVORCE JOKES DOCTOR JOKES FOOD JOKES HALLOWEEN JOKES INTERNET JOKES KNOCK KNOCK JOKES LAWYER JOKES MARRIAGE JOKES MONEY JOKES OLD AGE JOKES POLITICAL JOKES SALESMEN JOKES SPELLING JOKES SPORT JOKES YO MAMA JOKES ZODIAC JOKES ZOO JOKES MORE... SEARCH :: Find: Viewing Joke: Category: Old age jokes Date Added: 11/10/2007 Rating:     < rate > 1 out of 5 2 out of 5 3 out of 5 4 out of 5 5 out of 5    Views: 782   Joke: Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising along they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself "I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light." After a few more minutes they came to another intersection and the light was red again and again they went right though. This time the woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous and decided to pay very close attention to the road and the next intersection to see what was going on. At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red and they went right through and she turned to the other woman and said, "Mildred! Did you know we just ran through thre e red lights in a row! You could have killed us!" Mildred turned to her and said, "Oh, am I driving?"   More Old Age Jokes: 1.    Category: Old age jokes   When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you are older, you will se... more 2.    Category: Old age jokes   Are you getting older and wiser? No, hes getting older and wider!... more 3.    Category: Old age jokes   You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. Shes 97 today and we dont kn... more 4.    Category: Old age jokes   One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the spe... more 5.    Category: Old age jokes   An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two f... more 6.    Category: Old age jokes   Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years they had shared all kinds of activities and adventu... more 7.    Category: Old age jokes   Whats the best thing about turning 65?No more calls from insurance salesmen.... more 8.    Category: Old age jokes   An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her to marry. She immediat... more 9.    Category: Old age jokes   A tiny but dignified old lady was among a group looking at an art exhibition in a newly opened gallery. Suddenly one con... more 10.    Category: Old age jokes   Minutes before the cremation, the undertaker quietly sat down next to the grieving widow. "How old was your husband?" he... more home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke ShortJokes.com.au is packed with over 10,000 (yes Ten Thousand!) Funny Jokes - Short Jokes Fun Facts - Funny Facts - Random Facts