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Category:Old age jokes
Date Added:11/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:745
 
Joke:An elderly woman from Brooklyn decided to prepare her will and make her final requests. She told her rabbi she had two final requests. First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Bloomingdales. "Bloomingdales!" the rabbi exclaimed. "Why Bloomingdales?" "Then Ill be sure my daughters visit me twice a week."
 
 


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