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| Q: What do lead trumpet players use for birth control?A: Their personality.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes  |
| Q: How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None. They have a machine that does that now.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?A: With a "tuba glue."... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?A: Half a measure.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between an onion and an accordion?A: No-one cries when you chop up an accordion.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you say to the banjo player in the three piece suit? A: Will the defendant please rise.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one - but the guitarist has to show him first.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mine shaft?A: A flat minor.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does everyone hate a banjo right off?A: Saves time.... more
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