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| What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant?If you cant beat em, eat em!... more
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| Why do aardvarks like to talk to ants?They can stick to the subject!... more
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| Why was Easter the aardvarks favorite holiday?Because he liked aard-boiled eggs!... more
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| Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!... more
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| What do you call a three-footed aardvark?A yardvark!... more
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| What does an aardvark use when he has a cold?An ant-ihistamine!... more
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| Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks cant?Aardvarks dont have trunks!... more
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| What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!... more
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| What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.... more
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| What do you call an aardvark that writes poems?A bardvark!... more
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