| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| How can you shorten a bed?Dont sleep long in it.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What is the softest bed for a baby to sleep on? Cot-on-wool.... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Counselor: How many times did I tell you to make your bed?Jane: I cant answer. I didnt know I was supposed to keep count... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the boy take the ruler to bed?He wanted to see how long he slept.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Three boys were sharing the same bed on holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided to sleep on the floor. A... more
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