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| Q: Why dont violists play hide and seek?A: Because no one will look for them.... more
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| 2. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?A: It is usually still in the case.... more
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| 3. | Category: Music jokes |
| Whats musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.... more
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| 4. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do know a clarinet player is playing loud?A: You can almost hear them.... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: Why do so many fishermen own banjos?A: They make great anchors!... more
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| 7. | Category: Music jokes |
| A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman aske... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| When a young hotshot conductor was making his debut at the Met, he showed the jaded and skeptical orchestra how well he... more
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