What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!

1. Why do aardvarks make undesirable neighbors?Because they always have their noses in other peoples business!

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2. What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan?A lardvark!

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3. What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

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4. What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!

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5. Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants?Ronald MacAardvark!

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6. Ive got a new aardvark. Would you like to play with him? I dont really know. Ive heard it growling, it doesnt sound very friendly. Does it bite? Thats what I want to find out.

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7. What are the aardvarks favorite Beatles songs?Its Been an Aards Days Night and I Want to Hold Your Ant!

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8. Who won the animal race?The giraffe and the aardvark were running neck and neck, but the aardvark won by a nose!

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9. Two aardvarks watched in amazement as a firework flashed across the sky. 1st aardvark: Wow! I wish I could fly like that. 2nd aardvark: You would, if your tail was on fire.

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10. What is uglier than an aardvark?Two aardvarks!

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