What does an aardvark get when he overeats?Ant-digestion!

1. Which aardvark holds the speed record?The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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3. What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.

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4. Who has a long nose, wears a mask, and sits tall in the saddle?The Lone Aardvark!

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5. What does an aardvark take for ant-digestion?Anta-Seltzer!

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6. What do you call a Polish aardvark?A Polaark!

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7. How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

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8. What do you call an aardvark outside Buckingham Palace?A guardvark!

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9. Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows?Its the VCRdvard

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10. What has 200 legs, 50 noses, and is very loud?A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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