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| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| This customer comes into the computer store. "Im looking for a mystery Adventure Game with lots of graphics. You know, s... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After buying a PC from a dealer of shady shady repute, the luckless customer unpacked his new toy and plugged it in to f... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Teacher: Look at the state of the school computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my face in it!Pupil: But then... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a computer.My goodness, youd better come to my surgery right away!I cant, my power ca... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Whats the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did one mouse say to the other mouse?I get a click out of you.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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