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| Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got away with minor injuries... more
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| One lab mouse to another:Ive trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I dont know how, but every time I... more
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| 3. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| Whats gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside ? A mouse sandwich !... more
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| 4. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !... more
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| What do mice do when theyre at home ? Mousework !... more
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| 6. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| When should a mouse carry an umbrella ? When its raining cats and dogs !... more
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| 7. | Category: Mouse jokes |
| What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !... more
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| What is a mouses favourite game ? Hide and squeak !... more
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| What mouse was a Roman emperor ? Julius Cheeser !... more
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| What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !... more
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