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| A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| One of Microsofts finest technicans was drafted and sent to boot camp. At the rifle range, he was given some instruction... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What do you get if you cross a computer with a ballet dancer?The Netcracker suite.... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many maintenance programmers does it take to change a light bulb?None. They try to fix the old one."We looked at the... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "Wait, that password looks really gray. Im going to type it in again."... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: How many programmers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, thats a hardware problem.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q. How does Bill Gates enter his house?A. He uses "windows".... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a choice of computers to use.Teacher: You get a choice her, too. Use the one weve go... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb?Just one, provided theres a programmer around to explain... more
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