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| Whats the difference between your finger and a hammer?I dont know!Well, youre not using my computer keyboard then!... more
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| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| Which kind of ink do you put in your computers printer? Black, Red or Iced?Iced Ink?Well, yes you do, but I didnt want t... more
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| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?Leeds.... more
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| Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?Because it is below C level.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| An exasperated caller to Tech Support couldnt get her new computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged i... more
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