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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A guy noticed that his buddy was troubled and asked what was wrong."Ohhh, its my girlfriend.""Whats the problem?""When I asked her if she could learn to love me, she asked me how much I was willing to spend on her education."
 
 


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