| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.When asked to define "great"... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A Software Engineer, a Hardware Engineer and a Branch Manager were on their way to a meeting. They were driving down a s... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "It says Ive performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| When do computers go to sleep?When its internight.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What does a proud computer call his little son?A: A microchip off the old block.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: Why didnt Intel call the Pentium the 586?A: Because they added 486 and 100 on the first Pentium and got 585.999983605... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| After a caller gave a technician her PCs serial number, he scanned a database of registered users and responded, "I see... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| What did the mouse say to the webcam?Cheese.... more
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