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| Jesus and Satan got into an argument over which of them was the better computer programmer. Finally God got tired of the... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A Engineer and an Programmer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from LA to NY. The Engineer leans over to t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Q: What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?A: You get a short circut.... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| They say that the new super computer knows everything. A skeptical man came and asked the computer, "Where is my father?... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Doctor, doctor, I keep thinking Im a laptop computer.Youre just run down, let me give you some vitamins.No, thanks. But... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: What do you get when you cross a Pentium PC with a research grant? A: A mad scientist.... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| To err is human; but to really mess things up requires a computer.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| My computer isnt that nervous. Its just a bit ANSI.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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