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| Comments made by Programmers when their programs dont work: Strange... Ive never heard about that. It did work yesterday... more
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| Why was there a bug in the computer?It was looking for a byte to eat.... more
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| Q: How many Microsoft support staff does it take to change a light bulb?A: Four. One to ask "What is the registration nu... more
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| A customer called to say he couldnt get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of trouble-shooting, the technici... more
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| Where does an elephant carry its laptop?In its trunk.... more
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| The Three Laws of Secure Computing1) Dont buy a computer.2) If you do buy a computer, dont plug it in.3) If you do plug... more
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| What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?Sorry, youre not my type.... more
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| Websters Dictionary definition of Windows 95Windows95: n. 32 bit extensions and a graphical shell for a 16 bit patch to... more
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| I overheard a woman in a computer store say to the sales assistant "I want a game capable of holding the interest of my... more
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| Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will... more
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