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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:An English teacher asked her class to write an essay on what theyd do if they had a million dollars. Alec handed in a blank sheet of paper. Alec ! yelled the teacher, youve done nothing. Why?Because if I had a million dollars, thats exactly what I would do !
 
 


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