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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:A doctor had been attending a rich old man for some time, but it became apparent that the old chap had not long to live. Accordingly, the doctor advised his wealthy patient to put his affairs in order. "Oh yes, Ive done that," said the old gentleman. "Ive only got to make a will. And do you know what Im going to do with all my money? Im going to leave it to the doctor who saves my life."
 
 


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