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Date Added:11/10/2007
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Joke:Recruits were shocked at the language the sergeant used in their unit. During a smoke break one young soldier asked: "Sergeant, where did you le-arn your language?""Learnit, hell, its a gift," proudly informed the NCO.
 
 


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