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| Colin Powell, once USAs highest ranking military officer, (now Secretary of State), loves to relate this incident from h... more
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| Q. "Why does the Navy put Marines on board ships?" A. "Because sheep would be too obvious"... more
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| - How many Russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?- That is a military secret. If I told you Id have to kill you... more
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| At Parris Island, a sergeant was teaching a private to throw a grenade at a pracitice training course. He ran about 10 y... more
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| A general calls a colonel:- Do you have a couple of smart majors?- Yes I do.- Send them to me. I need to move my furnitu... more
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| During an army basic training, the lieutenant took the batch on a match and asked each of them where home was. After eve... more
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| You Might be a Marine Wife if:1. Your mail goes to four addresses in two countries before it reaches you. 2. You earned... more
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| Q: What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ? A: Turkey.... more
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| During a visit to a military medical clinic, I was sent to the lab to have blood drawn. The technician there was friendl... more
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| 10. | Category: Military jokes  |
| The Captain called the Sergeant in. "Sarge, I just got a telegram that Private Jones mother died yesterday. Better go te... more
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