| 1. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Got this email from a friend: CanYouFixTheSpaceBarOnMyKeyboard?... more
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| 2. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am t... more
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| 3. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to: 1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Penti... more
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| 4. | Category: Computer jokes  |
| Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Customer: "Hi, Im supposed to pack [zip] my database and send it to you. What should I pack it in?"... more
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| 6. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Q: Whats the difference between a car salesman and a computer salesman? A: The car salesman can probably drive!... more
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| 7. | Category: Computer jokes |
| The attention span of a computer is as long as its electrical cord.... more
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| 8. | Category: Computer jokes |
| Why did the school bully kick the classroom computer?Someone told him he was supposed to boot up the system.... more
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| 9. | Category: Computer jokes |
| What do you get if you take your computer to an ice rink?A slipped disk.... more
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| 10. | Category: Computer jokes |
| A system programmer came home from work almost at dawn and told his wife enthusiastically: "Tonight I have installed a n... more
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